Are you a six-foot-plus human being? Do journalists comparing the Subaru BRZ and Scion FR-S to a Mazda Miata send you into a claustrophobic panic? We sent Editor-at-Large/Large-Editor replica Joel Johnson to find out.

One of the advantages of hanging out at the Detroit Auto Show is being able to sit in various cars, making vroom-vroom sounds, determining if you can sqeeuze your fat ass in it.

To provide a frame of reference, Joel Johnson is 6' 3" and weighs in around two-bills (before the trip started). He's a big guy wearing a warm sweater who looks like John Lithgow.

As you can see in the video, Joel fits.