If you also own a monster truck-grade lifted Diesel pickup, we don't recommend doing burnouts inside some warehouse. That said, hats off to you, Dodge driver, for laughing in the face of safety and respiratory health and smoking those '49s indoors.

We love that this daring burnout champion ventures forth for tire smoke in spite of all kinds of things that could go wrong, like sliding sideways into those shelves, or sliding the other way into what looks like a giant flammable gas tank.

Let us know if you see some other potential hazards involved in this hilariously bad feat of hoonage.

(Hat tip to TheKlic, two-wheeled Hoonstraordinaire!)