It's shopping season, and getting a parking space at the mall can be a battle. Volkswagen of Argentina's demonstration of Park Assist suggests that it can also be a Wild West faceoff, complete with a bad guy in black.

Harcore gearheads and Luddites alike may disdain gimmicky features like Park Assist, but it's still entertaining — and slightly eerie — to watch this Tiguan wheel itself into the space without human input as the driver feigns clueless innocence and his opponent looks on in awe and disgust.

No word on whether Volkswagen will offer a system to prevent your car from getting mercilessly keyed after an encounter like this.