Before they start making you drive a forklift at your factory job, watch this video. Otherwise you might not know how you're about to brutally murder all of your coworkers. As usual, it's the hard-nosed Germans to the rescue in this ironically NSFW video.

Germans are a humorless, efficient bunch, always trying to think of new ways to wear overalls to work and enjoy a nice quince marmalade and sausage meal. They're also incredibly skilled with fake blood.

Watch the very NSFW nine-minute version with English subs and see the Oscar-worthy film in full.

Hat Tip to: El Burro Del Apocalypto!