For a violent and chaotic life, get a Grand Prix Band-AidS

The Formula One season has been over for a month and we’ve still got two races to go. Can you believe it? This Sunday will see the third staging of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, which, after last year’s four-way title battle, will be a non-championship race on a terrible circuit. And you can’t even get booze because it’s the Gulf. Oh dear.

Faced with the prospect of two more races to observe the obscene speed of Sebastian Vettel, let’s turn our attention to a health industry offshoot of Formula One, this Band-Aid which depicts Grand Prix cars, drivers and racing paraphernalia from the early-mid-1980s. For all the novely Band-Aids out there, this one’s spot on. For life can be just as violent and chaotic as Formula One. Or something. Whatever. Our Band-Aid model owns an entire box of these. And this being Europe, that’s a real cigarette. Have a happy, decadent weekend.