Now listen, people. Distracted driving is a very serious issue. I want all of you to think about that the next time you're driving past a cute news reporter doing a roadside stand-up. Eyes forward, junk in the trunk, as it were.

We don't know what story she was reporting on, or who Wendy is. Also, did she just bag on English people living in Perth? If someone could help out with the intra-crown cultural jokes, we'd be grateful for the help.