It's really too bad The White Stripes broke up before this Moscow motorcycle enthusiast had his brainstorm of a three-man band cycle, because Jack and Meg would have looked kinda bitchin' playing "Hotel Yorba" at freeway speeds.

According to the video's poster, the builder is one Alexander Ishutin, who wanted to revive motorcycle customization in Moscow and was concerned the city wasn't weird enough. Don't worry, Mr. Ishutin, Moscow seems plenty interesting to us.

(Hat tip to 4x!)