Florida's Sun-Sentinel newspaper has done the public service of combing the 1,800 vanity plates rejected by the state's DMV and picking some real winners. It's like filthy, half-literate magnetic poetry: HASAGUN GOLF HOE / HO GETTA CAML TOW.

We've chosen 20 of the greats for this gallery, which makes California's banned license plates seem like castoffs from Oscar Wilde's notepad — although we do feel badly for the Assm4n family of Orlando who must find a way to express their pride of owning a Toyota Sienna in some other fashion.