Getting the attention of eBay browsers can be a real challenge, but one Minnesota man who's nipping off his mountainous die-cast car collection unlatched the idea of posing all his Dodges, Chevys and Mustangs with breasts.
The eBay seller explains he's getting the cars off his chest because of a financial tit in the wringer, namely the need "to buy my girlfriend a engagement ring," and one can only assume that's her modeling skills on display. The collection seems pretty well-rounded, but it's exclusively cars, so you'll have to look elsewhere if you're seeking motorboats.
The first auction ends in less than a day, but don't worry if you can't bounce to it; there are 42 others available as booby prizes.
Chest bump to Shark249!