The worst thing about R.E.M. breaking up isn't the band's end but all the nostalgic fluffing of What It All Means and How Young We Were. Just enjoy the music, as the boys themselves seemed to remember towards the end with what I'd call their last quality single. Much like Brian1321 found some musical inspiration for our story about an Audi prop car heading to a Canadian watery grave:

Will Smith loved that car.

Took a hour just ta get the seat angle right
People drivin all fast, got me kinda upset
Got you home safe, placed you in your space
That night I don't think one wink I slept
As I slipped out my bed, to your parking space I crept
Touched your hood gently, felt my heart melt
Cause I know I loved you more than life itself
Then to my knees, and I begged the Lord please
Let me be a good driver, all it needs
Love, knowledge, discipline too
I pledge my life to you

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try.