Why does God hate the Washington National Cathedral?

First it was the earthquake that knocked a few pillars and stone carvings off the Washington National Cathedral. Then the Hurricane. Today, gale-force winds blew through and toppled this 500-foot crane brought in to repair the damage from the earthquake. Any toads in the forecast?

While the crane crushed a number of vehicles and damaged two buildings on the cathedral's grounds, no one was injured in the collapse. Maybe the Lord is just so upset about George Lucas spoiling "Return of the Jedi" that He's trying to knock off the cathedral's Darth Vader gargoyle.