Chevy craps on John Belushi's grave with Blues Brothers CruzeS

The idea of a matte-black Cruze on steelies isn't so terrible, but the remainder of this Blues Brothers tableau arranged by Chevy's British division makes one glad John Belushi isn't around to experience visual dysentery.

Those who enjoy their British two-wheel-action will recognize the background as a hallowed spot in motorcycle history — like posing a Chevy Sonic with a screaming chicken on the hood in Sturgis, S.D. Oh well, it isn't as if the actual living Blues Brother has been above shame.