This man was busted for drinking, having sex while driving

Police spotted 58-year-old George E. Howard swigging from a can of beer while driving recklessly. But that wasn't all he was busted for. No, the Louisville man was also busted for having sex while driving after police said a female passenger was "bent over with her head between his legs."

(He's not the first one, either.)

After police pulled him over, Howard failed several field sobriety tests. He then came clean, telling cops he'd been having sex while driving and had been drinking alcohol. The female passenger was trying to hide beer in her dress, police said.

Howard was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, reckless driving and something called second-degree wanton endangerment, which doesn't involve being mean to Chinese food.

Oh, right. Prostitution. Never mind.

(Photo: Metro Corrections, Louisville, Kentucky)