Today's "Hoon of the Day" is a very special episode called: "When Hooning Goes Wrong." Watch as the driver of a new Corvette ZR1 attempts to display his vehicle's supercar-level performance only to show off his should-drive-a-Sebring-level driving skills and collides with a Chrysler 300 SRT8. When will someone finally stop this performance car-on-performance car violence?

Here's how the lucky videographer (who may have been the screamer) describes what happened:

"Im gonna try and get a video of the damage from the 300 driver. Im also gonna edit the description later, so the whole story is clear. For now, just know the ZR1 driver aka rich italian guy couldn't handle the car lol"

Why is it important he's Italian?

(Thanks to everyone for the tip!)