What car would your inner asshat drive?

Say what you want, but inside each of us, no matter how kind, thoughtful and generous to others we are, there's a real freaking asshat waiting to escape. What car would your inner asshat drive?

My inner asshat is not only a pretentious d-bag, but also a crass, uncouth, potty-mouthed dumbbell with a chip on his shoulder the size of The Situation's penicillin bill. Think those are mutually exclusive traits? Well, buddy, you don't drive an Amari Design Bentley Continental GT. The Brit tuner's not only blown out the Continental into a widebody bruiser, it's also bumped the six-liter V12 to 750 horsepower just by remapping the ECU. Nothing could go wrong there, eh? So there it is. What 'a you gonna do about it?

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