Is your torrent of the first episode of the 17th season of Top Gear not yet done? Then click through for our open thread to see Richard Hammond buy a cup of coffee with a Marauder fighting vehicle, James May slip on some snow, and a picture of Steve McQueen. No, not this one.

Here's the first segment:

See the rest over at — including a guy from Detroit who bit a chicken's head off — then head back over here to tell us what you think of the episode below in the comments.