Is it worth pointing out someone's selling actor Jason Bateman's BMW 530xi wagon just so we can make countless Arrested Development jokes? Is Tobias Fünke an analrapist?

The base car is a 2007 BMW 530xi outfitted with a the sport package from the 550, meaning it has AWD and the 255 horsepower 3.0-liter inline-six. Why not just buy a 550xi wagon? Sadly, like Michael and Maggie's baby, BMW never made one.

It's currently listing for $34,991. I would comment on that being a bit steep, but my attorney Bob Loblaw said on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog that I shouldn't prejudice people against a sale on my blog.

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Hey, It beats the hell out of a stair car. COME ON!