After Osama bin Laden's death, proud Americans poured into the streets. They cheered in Times Square! They waved flags on Ground Zero! They flashed their boobies in front of the White House! And, on the NYC subway line that runs through Williamsburg, they stared blankly and stifled yawns while some guy implored "everybody with a pair" to chant "U-S-A!" with him. Or, as YouTube user Bigjstokes describes it,

I attempted this the first day after news of Osama Bin Laden's death. FAIL. "next stop Bedford Ave" should have warned me.

"Bin Laden's dead! Anybody give a shit?" he cries, as his fellow Americans avert eye contact. And with that, New York returned to its usual state of jaded eye-rolling. Freedom from enthusiasm on your Monday morning commute: It's what our troops are fighting for. [AnimalNY]