The F-body Firebird may never have featured a Hofmeister kink in its roofline, but you could pretend to be Mr. Hasselhoff in today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Knight Rider replicar, and that would be kinky.
The original Knight Rider made the eighties bearable, while the new century reboot was so lackluster that it made viewers want to punch a real Mustang in the throat. Messing with the greats is not something to be done with little forethought, and that's probably why yesterday's 1JZ-powered E34 received a 55% Crack Pipe cancelation notice after only one episode. Now maybe if it had been a talking car. . . ?