Audi gives British royal family a 60% discount on new cars

As the world gears up to gape at the wedding of one Kate Middleton into the barrel of jug-eared inbreds known as the British royal family, Audi has figured out a way to turn the royals into silent spokesmodels.

The German automaker has a special House of Windsor discount offering up to 60% off models, ensuing that most of the vehicles driven by the family while surrounded by paparazzi are, just like the family itself, imported from Germany. According to the Daily Mail, Prince Charles has an A8 and a few Allroads for the staff, while Prince William has an S4 and Ms. Middleton an A3.

It shouldn't be surprising that Audi would want to get close, given how well its worked with American royalty like Tom Brady and Chad Ochocinco.