Vote for ED-209 as Detroit's next statue

Detroit's already won the kitsch jackpot with the city's new Robocop statue. But now's your chance to give the Motor City the other statue it deserves: Robocop's nemesis ED-209. Head over to the Metro Times website to write in ED-209 as the "Best Statue to Commission - After Robocop."

While you're there, and since you have to vote for 20, feel free to vote for my friend, Dwayne Gill, as "Best Local Comic." He's a Michigan State Police trooper and a former member of the Governor's security detail.

So you don't have to vote for him, but he'll shoot you if you don't.

Vote here.