Hello, Geek Squad? In Holland, a man was struck by his own Audi TT after using what we're assuming is an aftermarket remote-start system. See kids, this kind of thing doesn't only happen while you're ghostriding the whip.
The accident happened in Zoetermeer, where the man pressed a remote start button and the first-gen Audi TT, apparently in gear and un-braked, took off, pinning the man between the car and a wall nearby. He was able to free himself and walk away, but collapsed after few yards and was taken to the hospital with serious leg injuries.
Here's hoping he bought the extended warranty.
(Thanks to Vavon for the tip!)