Celebrity cholesterol enthusiast Guy Fieri hopped the bus to Victim Town on Tuesday, after his '08 Lamborghini Gallardo was stolen by a thief who snuck, struck and trucked from a San Francisco dealership. Even mimicking Fieri hurts my arteries.
Police say the thief rappelled into the dealership, cut the locks to the garage door and made a money getaway. Fieri, whose spent some of his fortune made touting diners, drive-ins and hair bleaching products on sports cars, declined to comment, but NBC may offer the thief a guest spot on "Minute To Win It." (Thanks Jack!)