The Bahrain Grand Prix, now with tanks

The riots in Bahrain may have claimed this year���s Formula One race, but who says Grands Prix have to stick to fragile, carbon fiber cars? Cornering speeds may suffer, but explosive rounds shall put a new twist on overtaking. Also, Bernie Ecclestone would look dashing if he paired his trademark white shirt with a Russian tanker hat for the opening lap. A risky Dukakis move for sure, but one which just might work. (Image Credit: