Mother Tasered Twice By Cops After Leaving Baby In Car While She Went Tanning

Ashley Agerenza tried to take her seven-month-old baby into Extreme Tan and Smoothies (real place) with her, only to find that infants weren't welcome. So she did what any desperately pale mother would do: locked that baby in the car by herself with the engine running, attacked the cop who tried to arrest her for negligence, and got two Taser blasts for her trouble.

And yes, this all happened in Florida. [Daily Mail via Nick Bilton]