You know those Dennis Leary-narrated Ford F-150 commercials written with in-your-face style and text-on-video graphics? Humorist Mark Little's upped the Mamet factor with this parody commercial for the Ferd F-Teenthousand.

It's the only truck on the market with a beard in the glove box that can also carry a whale and you've just grown a ninth testicle watching a commercial for it.