So, what's new with everyone? All bundled up for the big snow in your respective homes/dorms/correctional facilities? It's a little chilly around Casa Jalopnik, and that's even before we go outside. Hi-yo!...wait, is that a pitchfork?
We're glad many of you like the new look. We're sad many of you want to form small groups and do Wiki searches for how to make long-burning torches from used motor oil and tampons. It's been a big day for everyone, and we've been working on getting this monster into his top hat and tails for months. Having read all the comments — yes, all the comments — you might expect me to pick one that plays up the benefits of the new redesign. But this is Jalopnik, and that's not the way we roll. I think Jeb_Hoge drew up a nice line on the situation: