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Praise be to the maker of puns. For he shall get us through the days when we feel like jump-starting the apocalypse — the days when we're the mosquito and the world is one big, round zapper. You know, the days when you think you've got the NiCads all charged up, and instead they're actually several hundred kWh low? It's days like that that we're glad we have commenters like alan505 around to feed us one-liners like we're Milton Berle, and he's one of the kids in the hall, all hopped up on 1957-style uppers. Kudos. [Yeah, a technical error previously. All fixed now.]

Coming soon from Land Rover:

The new all-electric Limited Range Rover.