Cars & Coffee events give the guy with the GLHS a chance to hang with Gallardos in a judgment free zone, but someone is deserving of judgment: the assclown in the Viper trying to ruin it for all of us.
This tirade's focused less on the individual jerkoff in the Viper from this weekend's Houston Cars & Coffee who wiped out on the frontage road above, and more on the type of car owner he represents. And I say "he" because I know who this individual is. I'd personally shame him, but then some other moron wouldn't realize he's also an assclown, or at least an assclown in the making.
Coffee & Cars, Cars & Coffee, Latte & Lambos... whatever you call it, these little weekend shows are constantly at risk of being shut down. They require huge amounts of open space and a host willing to allow their parking lot to be overrun for a few hours.