What would you do with a spare Aston Martin V12? I could imagine several things: a massive El Camino engine swap, new coffee table, etc. One German's genius answer: Stuffing it into a motorcycle frame, painted with a Simpsons theme.

Displayed at the Essen Motor Show earlier this month, this "V12 Aston/Homer" was available to the right buyer for the low price of $130,000, giving the lucky owner the 6-liter Aston engine pumping out 412 hp between their legs, and a gas tank air brush portrait of Homer Simpson in "Springfield Choppers" gear.

The seller describes the bike's speed as "fast, heavy, brutal," and when ridden the Aston sounds like a Beatles song covered by Rammstein. Now if we could only arrange a showdown with a certain V10-powered competitor...

(H/T to m2m!)