This is Vinny, my Mother's rescued retired racing greyhound. While home this week for National Turkey Day I captured him doing... whatever the hell this adorableness was. It got me thinking about what kind of car he'd be.

With those rear haunches, tight, skinny front wheels with big brakes, and a propensity for donuts, Vinny's definitely some kind of rear-wheel-drive super car. Probably with some kind of racing heritage. Like a Maserati... no, less Italian. He's a Corvette. Yeah, totally a Corvette.

Yeah, my mind works in strange ways when I'm thinking "Yeah, that dog's totally a Corvette." What the hell is wrong with me? Whatever. You know you do it too. So tell me in the comments what kind of car your pet reminds you of. Pics or it didn't happen.