Never say Toyota doesn't understand the crowd at SEMA, bringing a Sienna minivan and Scion xB with bodies engorged several feet like rolling demonstrators for ExtenZe. How else do you put the swagger in your wagon?
The Sienna, dubbed by its online fans the "Swagger Wagon Supreme," has been tastefully stretched by 44 inches and transformed into a luxo-barge. Yes, those are 20-inch chrome wheels, under a suspension that can be lowered to 2.5 inches of ride height, with a clear plastic roof and shaved door handles. Inside, you get a HP computer, a Brazilian cherry hardwood floor and Corian countertops perfect for making kids lunches, signing time share contracts or parceling cocaine.
But the Sienna's transformation looks restrained compared to the Scion xB stretched by Cartel, which adds 48 inches to an xB's wheelbase, along with high-power stereo and 20-inch rims. To help haul around the extra mass, the xB also got a cold air intake and straight exhaust. Truly swaggering.