Talk Like a Pirate Day, sadly comes but once a year. With today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Acura however, you can swashbuckle year round, as it's a GS-Arrrr.
There isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate a good dump, but for six-large, hardly anyone appreciated yesterday's SBC-powered Toyota Hilux, even with its dumper bed. That fact was reflected in its Hershey squirtalicious 80% Crack Pipe loss. Oh what a feeling, indeed. Today, in contrast to that Frankenyota, let's take stock.