And You Thought the Drivers Were Bad in Massachusetts...

Mother Russia. Home of Vodka, sexy ladies in fur hats, and, apparently, the worst drivers in the world. Maybe these winter warriors thought they were still operating Soviet tanks; maybe they were drunk. One thing is for sure: ZOMG HILARIOUS.

And You Thought the Drivers Were Bad in Massachusetts...

OK, nobody here speaks Russian, but we're pretty sure the street sign that is miraculously intact above this car does not say Citroen. So it's a mystery as to why this 2009-ish C4 is parked on the wrong side of the street. The reason for that guard-rail's existence, though, is clear as deadly, delicious carbon monoxide...

And You Thought the Drivers Were Bad in Massachusetts...

Hey, got a new Ford acronym joke for you: Found On Russian, Divider.

And You Thought the Drivers Were Bad in Massachusetts...

Aight, time to out the caviar-eating white elephant chain-smoking in the back of the room: WTF is up with Russians and driving on guardrails? Maybe you can figure it out with a trip over to English Russia.