T-Shirt-Shooting A10 Warthog Monster Truck Is Everything Right With America

The Air Force's latest recruiting tool is a Cadillac Escalade-bodied monster truck designed to look like an A10-C Thunderbolt Warthog, complete with a t-shirt-shooting Gatling gun. Wasteful? Yes. Overbuilt? Yes. Awesome? Oh hell yes. God Bless the U.S. Air Force.

The U.S. Air Force outreach project launched earlier this year and, like the Army with its Hummers and climbing walls, involves outreach mostly at sporting events. And in case getting blasted by t-shirts out of the nose of a monster truck wasn't persuasive enough, they're handing out ringtones that sound like the the actual 30-mm gun on the A10. Epic.

And because it's Escalade-bodied, it truly is the Cadillac of monster trucks.

T-Shirt-Shooting A10 Warthog Monster Truck Is Everything Right With America

To again paraphrase John Oliver: Could China make a t-shirt-firing, steroidal monster truck? Yeah. But they'd never think to, and that's why America has nothing to worry about it.