Now This Is a LeMons Supreme Court Bribe!S

The problem with toy cars is that you can never find the Mercury you're looking for. As a former Cyclone owner, I'd long ago given up on finding a good office-cluttering Cyclone tchotchke, but check out what I just got!

Now This Is a LeMons Supreme Court Bribe!S

The guys on the Lincoln AssassinVIIItion Mark VIII team work for GoMotorBids.com, a vast online auction site for automotive memorabilia, and they lifted a couple dozen high-quality diecast toy cars from the GoMotorBids warehouse on the way to the track. Next stop, the LeMons Supreme Court Bribe table!

Now This Is a LeMons Supreme Court Bribe!S

The LeMons HQ crew immediately dropped everything and started rooting through the selection. Sure, a hyper-detailed Ferrari F40 makes a nice decoration, and you can't argue with a 1:10 scale radio-controlled Ford GT40, but I just had to take the GMP Diecast 1:24 scale 1969 Dan Gurney Special Mercury Cyclone. This car is going right next to my diecast '70 AMC Rebel Machine when I get home.

Now This Is a LeMons Supreme Court Bribe!S

Apologies for the crappy photographs; they're the best I can do in my badly-lit Iowa motel room after a day of busting LeMons miscreants. And thanks, Team Lincoln AssassinVIIItion!

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