Mr. T's ZR1 Pities Your Puny, Unmohawked SupercarS

OK, this isn't really Mr. T, but the picture, taken at the Bondurant driving school, was too good to pass up. Burnouts? Don't gimme no back-talk! Oversteer? Quit yo' jibba-jabba! Grr! You think those are socks? These are socks, fool!

We wrote those lines on two seconds' notice. We know you can do better than that. Whaddaya got? (And no, we don't know who that guy is, and it doesn't really matter. All that matters is that he's not Mr. T.)

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