The '92 Buick Park Avenue: Best Value In America!S

You might think that you're saving money when you buy some miserable econobox, but you're wrong! In fact, the "Complete Car Cost Guide" found that the Buick Park Avenue was— somehow— cheaper to operate than any other American car.

Well, maybe. All we can say is that the music that kicks in when the Park Avenue rolls in front of the Miserable Econobox (anyone want to take a shot at identifying said econobox?) is the most Buick-esque piece of music ever recorded.