Police clocked Joseph Carbone driving his Maserati 113 miles an hour on the Long Island Expressway early Wednesday morning, but the Long Island resident insists they're wrong: he was going faster. Also, he told officers he was drunk. Video below.

Cops allege that when they pulled Carbone's $80,000 Maserati over at around 3 am, the driver told them to check their radar equipment because he was really going 135 miles an hour.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, Carbone proceeded to tell the officer that that he had been drinking.
(Hat tip to poxpopulus!) [WABC via HuffPo