Mitsuoka Orochi Premium Gold: Please Make It StopS

What does the already-hideous Toyota Camry-powered Mitsuoka Orochi need? What we know it didn't need is an uglier front fascia, ridiculous rear spoiler and pleated Alcantara seats. The Mitsuoka Orochi Premium Gold is the answer to the question nobody asked.

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Thankfully, the total number of Premium Gold Orochi's will be limited to 20, but if they all sell that means there are at least 20 actively vindictive car buyers out there. Not only are they happy to buy a terrible performing and terrible looking car, they take delight in inflicting serious pain in any fellow motorist who lays eyes on it. What has 230 horsepower and enough ugly to stop a speeding train? This car.
[DarioMotor (translated)]