The Two-Ton Miata!

Even though it blew both head gaskets at the Goin' For Broken LeMons, the Pendejo Engineering XJS managed to knock out a fourth-best (out of 108 cars) lap time of 2:16.339.

The Two-Ton Miata!

Shockingly, the Jaguar V12 isn't the most reliable endurance-racing engine ever built.

The Two-Ton Miata!

Some of you may remember this man working on a V12 built by a certain German manufacturer. Yes, Pendejo Engineering has a real thing for V12s!

The Two-Ton Miata!

And who can blame them? Not when the mere addition of monster flares and 315-width tires turned their Jag into what drivers described as "a car that handles just like a 4,000-pound Miata!"