If you're talking to someone about Tracy Morgan and they say something like "He's just not funny," try showing them videos of Astronaut Jones. It's a parody of a 1960s blacksploitation television show that only existed in Morgan's head and is mostly an excuse for Tracy Morgan to sing and gawk at alien women — sort of like Captain Kirk's conquest of space women but more sexually overt. If they still don't think he's funny de-friend them. Become friends with UglyDuckCar instead. His resume includes a COTD from Sam's awesome "How To Fly An SR-71 Blackbird" post.
He's Astronaut... Ugly Duck Car!