Any Car Will Get You To The Party, So You Might As Well Get a Talbot Samba

With ancestry stretching back to Chrysler Europe via Simca, the crypto-Peugeot 104-based Samba- the final vehicle to wear Talbot badges- may well be one of the most terrible European vehicles made during the 1980s.

But who cares? Look at those happy Spanish tourists about to Get It On at the resort, and their Sambas will hurry them on their way to their herpes-soaked sweaty sheets. Sort of a depressing way for the Talbot name to go out, but not as bad as the fate of Stutz.