Yeah, we've run this before, and yeah, it's a few years old. But still: an island full of Top-Gear Jezzas? It doesn't stop being funny. Sitting at your desk and watching the clock? You might as well be watching this.
It could pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom. It's like a lion in orange dungarees. It's like telling someone you have ebola and are about to sneeze. It's more comfortable than being stabbed. And so on. Enjoy the weekend!