German tuner TechArt's announced a "retrofit" for the nonsensical pseudo-paddles on Porsche's PDK seven-speed dual-clutch transmission. This consists mostly of spending $650 for little plastic pedal attachments the car should have been sold with, but it's worth it.

There I Fixed It: TechArt Fixes FUBAR Porsche PaddlesS

There I Fixed It: TechArt Fixes FUBAR Porsche PaddlesS

There I Fixed It: TechArt Fixes FUBAR Porsche PaddlesS

There I Fixed It: TechArt Fixes FUBAR Porsche PaddlesS