Are you passive aggressive but still desperately want to help an asshole learn how to park better? Here's how you can tell them what they're doing wrong while avoiding confrontation like a frightened little girl.
We know we're sort of late to the whole YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com thing, but if you haven't already seen it, the site has printable "tickets" that you can leave on an offender's car informing them of their particular transgression.
Said asshole is then invited to visit the website, where they receive a helpful tutorial pointing out why what they did was wrong and how they can avoid doing it again. We're guessing this might work for the casually careless driver, but real assholes might use the service to figure out new ways to piss people off. [YouParkLikeAnAsshole]