2011 Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet: Bald Spot, Not PicturedS

Want to go from 0-to-60 in 3.3 seconds and drive top-down at 196 MPH? Then you better display a significant case of male pattern baldness, because they won't sell you a 2011 Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet without it.

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Aside from the ability to whip your comb over into the most bizarre shapes possible, the Turbo S also comes with Ceramic Composite Brakes, a seven-speed PDK flappy paddle gearbox, 19-inch RS Spyder wheels and a fancier leather interior. The Cabriolet will cost $170,200 when it goes on sale in May, while the hardtop is a relatively reasonable $159,100.