Brabus E V12 Coupe: Once Your E-Class Goes Black...

I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors any more; I want them to turn black. I see the girls drive by in their murdered-out, V12-powered Mercedes-Benz E-Class and... no, wait, it's already black. Done!

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Brabus brought three cars to Geneva. All of them are black, and all of them have a twin-turbo V12 under the hood. The E V12 Coupe is a Mercedes-Benz E-class with a bunch of Death Paint, 800 hp, and 1047 lb-ft of torque. The G V12 S Biturbo Widestar is a G-class done up in a slightly friendlier shade of dark (silver wheels!) and equipped with only 700 hp and 973 lb-ft. The third car is a four-door version of the E V12 Coupe.

It is black.

We cannot overemphasize the blackness. Let's see if this helps: Black. Black.

Black.

Get it? These cars are not white. They have a blue metric boatload of torque. That is all.