"And so I said to the press, I said, 'I like the BMW 5-Series, and I think that, in this Swiss land, we should move away from all this 'neutrality' nonsense. I have an opinion! Here it is!"

Herr Reithofer, we love you and are awfully fond of your cars. We find you cute, especially when you give us a thumbs-up. Please keep up the good work.

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