Say what you will about the recent leadership of The Simpsons, there's more comic gold in the animated series than plated on all the Aston Martins in Dubai. A favorite episode involves a trip to Australia and a showdown between Bart and an Australian man at a pub. Bart shows his pocketknife and the man asks "You call that a knife, this is a knife" in obvious parody of Crocodile Dundee. The only difference is, instead of pulling out a giant bowie knife the man pulls out a spoon, to which Bart replies "That's a spoon." Thus the start of the game knifey-spoony. Sam shared a Ferrari piston with the world, which turns out to be a spoon when compared to Flathead Smith's piston.

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